In the year 3000, in Syracuse, New York Hubba Bubba, a fifth grader at OBJ school was working in the science lab. Bubba, Bubba was the football star because his arm was at top speed, with perfect aim. Hubba Bubba was also brilliant at science related studies. These days, science experiments were on aliens that were captured a century ago and on zombies that were captured 50 years ago. Dissections were an everyday thing.
One day, he was dissecting zombie blood and it accidentally spilled into the alien's mouth. Bubba Bubba didn't think anything of it, so he went home. the next day Hubba Bubba was so surprised to find a weird species of Al-Zombs playing six on six football outside the science window on the OBJ school ground. Will the Al-zombs be nice or killers? Hubba Bubba went on to the field. They chased him with weird sound effects. They were so loud it shook the earth! They looked like they wanted to eat him instead of play with him. He threw a football high into the air to see if the zombies would go after it. After all they ran after the football and ate it. The next day, he contacted Todd Ryan, the QB coach, and asked to meet him at the Carrier Dome. Todd Ryan said, "I'll be there at 3:39 PM." When Hubba Bubba got there, Todd Ryan set up a course with cardboard Al-zomb faces. He threw footballs at all the Al-Zomb faces at 99mph. Then Todd Ryan said, "Go kill those Al-zombs."
The next day at the Carrier Dome, he gathered a ton of footballs and threw them at high speeds at the Al-zombs heads. Even after he knocked down twenty of their heads off, they were re-growing and the Al-zombs were not dying! They became just as loud and violent! There were only two ways to get rid of the evil, killing them or replacing their heads with footballs to make them friendly. He had to figure it out with his science teacher, Tom Belichick. Tom Belichick said, "there is only one way to kill them for good.We can fly them in the air and drop them to the ground, but they would eat us alive in the plane."
Hubba Bubba brought one of the Al-zombs heads into the lab to study it. He took a football and replaced the Al-zombs' brains because that's how tom Belichick said to get rid of the evil. Bubba had to throw footballs at high speeds to knock them all out. Then he carried one by one into his science lab to cut their brains and replace them with footballs. Would this make them friendly and less violent?
The next next morning, he went to the lab to take the bandages off the Al-zombs. He could not believe his eyes! They were all missing. They were gone, or were they? Then he looked on the OBJ football field, but they were not there either. He thought they could have traveled back to space in a spaceship. Todd Ryan called Hubba Bubba and said he needed to come to the Carrier Dome immediately. When he got there, he saw the entire group of Al-zombs